Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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