It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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