she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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