I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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