dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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