we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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