And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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