This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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