Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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