Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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