I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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