Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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