This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
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Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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