I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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