I'm lost and stupid without you.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
i out mim tonsoeep
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