had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
