Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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