I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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