this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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