He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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