I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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