And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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