My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Randomize
