The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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