does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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