I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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