the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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