Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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