Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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