so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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