he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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