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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
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Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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