god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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