im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
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Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
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Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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