I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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