what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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