white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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