Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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