is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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