It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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