You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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