I cannot find my penis.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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