You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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