I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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