I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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