About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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