were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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