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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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