i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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