he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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