so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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