I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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