i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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