Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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